Dan: James! Give me a gay hug!
Me: Uhh. What the fuck is a gay hug? I don't think there's a difference.
Dan: Umm. *Hug* I don't know.
Me: You're weird, Dan. It's sexy.
You need to learn to take your own advice and take risks. And not just with...– Chelsea Mazzariello
Running away is the only option at this point. Cowardly, I know. But I don’t care anymore.
Mom: "Here, James. Take your temperature again."
I stick it in my mouth.
Dad: "That's right, boy. Bend over."
Mom: "That's actually the right thermometer for that."
I quickly remove it.
My dad starts dying laughing.
Never gonna take you back. <3
My brain is spinning so fast. I’m so excited and I have no right to be. Also, I’m sick, so I got that going on. Who knew Kyle was my window to cute guys? Totally. Effing. Awesome.
She said I’m becoming addicted to nicotine and spearmint. I’m beginning to believe her.
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired. – Robert Frost
I am far too lazy to cronical the weekend. I started off at a good pace, but my interest faded after the first day. I think that’s why I will never be a writer no matter how apt I am with it.
This weekend in review:
Action packed one way to decribe it. Interesting is certainly another option. Lovely, wonderful, fantastic: all good choices. I can’t decide, so I’ll allow you to be the judge. Friday night: This is where it always begins. The crowning jewel of the weekend. Club night as well as the day I get to see Chelsea again. But hold on… what’s this? I don’t get to spend it...
Oh, Christina. I’ve missed your musings so much. James: Is the fact that we’ve both started updating at the same time a coincidence or a conspiracy? Christina: I don’t believe in conspiracy. James: I don’t believe in coincidences. James: I think we have an issue…
I have come to a few realizations in the past few hours. There are as follows: I am alone. I will likely be alone for a long time. I know how to make myself happy. I don’t even care about sex. My friends are all I need. I’d rather see my friends happy, even at the cost of my own happiness. Life is wonderful. Life will continue to be wonderful. I really love singing in the...
Are you in? Livin’ in sin is the new thing....
Me to Kylie: "Do you always pout when people make you take a nap?"
She nods slowly.
"Does it ever work for you?"
She shakes her head.
"Do you think it's going to work on me?"
She shakes her head again.
"You're lucky you're cute, girl."
I've been neglectful...
Oh, my dear, sweet, sweet, tumblr: We’ve been apart for so long and you’ve missed out on much of my life for the last few month. These months being some of the more active and interesting and also downright depressing months that I’ve ever had the displeasure of experiencing. This is a tragety that will soon be remedied. As if it is going to shock you, of all people or...