November 2009
1 post
Omegle is entertaining.
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Tell me you'll never let me go!
Stranger: NEVER BABY NEVER!
You: ALWAYS
Stranger: AND FOREVER
You: EVER EVER!
Stranger: YES YES AND YES
You: Wonder of wonders!
Stranger: TO
Stranger: TA
Stranger: LLY
You:
Stranger:
You: I'm so happy. Words cannot decribe.
Stranger: Me too, i've been waiting for this moment all my life.
You: To where shall we run away too? I hear the coast is lovely this
time of year.
Stranger: I'll go wherever you want to go. As long as I am with you.
You: To the moon and back, darling. On a white coated steed.
Stranger: You are so perfect my darling.
Stranger: You are so perfect.
You: Only when I am with you, my dear.
Stranger: I'm smiling so hard, it's hurting. My heart is beating so
fast, it's hurting.
You: Pain is but for a moment. But our love is forever!
Stranger: It's worth it. I feel it in my heart.
You: By the way, my mother-in-law is coming over for the week. I hope we
can accomidate.
Stranger: No problem, I'll make lasagna. You know, your favorite one.
You: Remeber, she's lactose intolerate. We don't need the same incident
happening again.
Stranger: Don't worry, i'll take the vegan cheese.
Stranger: It taste a little weird,
Stranger: but at least she will not almost exploded like last month.
You: She, and the rest of the neighborhood in fact, will be glad to hear
that.
Stranger: Hahaha, honey.
Stranger: My birthday is pretty soon, I hope you remember it.
You: Why... of course. I wouldn't want to get the whip again. Not so
soon, at least.
Stranger: Haha.
Stranger: YES.
Stranger: ....
Stranger: ....
Stranger: I'm pregnant.
You: I figured.
Stranger: How?
You: Keen sense of intuition.
Stranger: Are you mad?
You: Considering we've yet to have intercourse, slightly more perplexed.
Stranger: I've gave you my virginity.
Stranger: Last week.
You: My twin was in town that week!
You: SCANDELOUS!
Stranger: NO.
Stranger: HOW CAN YOU.
Stranger: ALL THIS TIME I WAS THERE FOR YOU
You: I didn't!!
Stranger: WHEN YOU TOLD ME
Stranger: TO NEVER LET YOU GO
Stranger: I LOVED YOU WITH ALL MY HEART
Stranger: AND NOW I AM PREGNANT AND YOU ARE LETTING ME GO?
You: How hastey!
You: But yes, I am.
You have disconnected.
