March 2009
31 posts
That’s it!
I’ve had it with these...
Right now, this very moment, is one of those times I desperately wish I owned a punching bag.
I need to vent frustration at my life on someone.
I guess WiiBoxing will work or something. That or a wall.
If someone would just shoot me right now that would be super.
KTHX
Miserable.
Tired.
Lonely.
Riiiiiidiculous.
For sure.
Ouch.
So the “date” last night was certainly interesting.
He invited his friend Cassie with us because he didn’t want her to be alone after a breakup.
She did seem really distraught, so that was true. I actually focused my efforts on making her laugh instead of connecting with Zach.
He was kinda doing the same. So I’ll take a do-over on the whole thing.
I did, however, end up...
What a laundry list of things.
I practically have a personalized dating handbook now.
songsyouusedtolove:
Day 119.
I’m bringing...
To Christina:
Really?
You totally just pulled out the BSB card?
Didn’t you hear that pulling out rarely works?
Remember that next time you dredge up 90’s boy bands, ‘kay?
...
Why is manslaughter a lesser crime than murder?
It sounds so much more worse.
Really though. Say it out loud.
Man…. SLAUGHTER.
Sounds like someone took a hatchet or cleaver to someone.
Much worse, in my opinon.
Murder is just so…. mundane.
What just happened?
Did I hit a time warp again?
I just got blindsided with a ghost from the past!
First crush?
Lost potential love?
Or even just a re-established friendship?
I’m on board.
Totally. Awesome. For. Real.
Downtime sucks. I need to find a new fix.
What’s the point of it all? We’re just gonna die anyway.
So fuck it, let’s get wasted and live like there’s no tomorrow.
Conversation:
Me: Way to man up, Jeremy!
Jeremy: What?
Me: I'm being serious! It was a compliment!
Jeremy: I want Juicy Juice! Give me Juicy Juice!
Me: Well, you held onto the man status as long as you could.
Me: Was it a good run?
Misleading:
Mrs. Yanovich: Wow, there's like no one in class today! It's so quiet.
Rodgers: Yah, I saw something on the news about LCCC today.
Mrs. Yanovich: Really? What was it about?
Rodgers: Nothing. I lied. There was nothing on it.
Me: Good story, you almost had her.
Wondering:
Is it right that I already miss him?
We barely know each other and he’s already having an impact.
Is that because of me or him or us?
Confusing.
Yet kinda exciting at the same time.
Huh:
Well, that was an awkward thing.
Guess I’m not interesting anymore.
Additionally:
Christina, you know what I totally just realized?
Sunshine Market’s chunked out BOTH of our ex’s!
How coincidental is that?
Truly the savings there are at the cost of their souls.
…and waistlines.
Rollin’ Rollin’ Rollin’!
Potential:
Is it fair that I’m judging Robert as soon as I meet him because of what Greg did to me?
I remember going to the movies with him and the trailer for that movie, “He’s Just Not That Into You” came on.
Whereapon a phrase was said, “You met him on Myspace?! Myspace is like the next booty call!” I turned, and jokingly smacked Greg, feigning anger.
Then all this...
Curious:
Been in an inreperable good mood lately. Hope it keeps up.
Sick and tired of being sick and tired.
Request:
I’m flip-flopping like I’m in politics.
Happy sometimes, depressed minutes later, complacent following that.
It’s awful.
I need something or someone to reach a hand out and save me from myself.
