April 2009
14 posts
Apr 28th
Holy shit! That mothereffin ant played dead to trick me! Wtf!? We have spiteful/clever ants in our house?
Apr 25th
I just watched an ant slowly drown in a very shallow pool of orange juice in my glass. There’s something life-affirming about that. Hmm…
Apr 25th
Really? Damn near 90 degrees over the weekend? Let me guess, it’s gonna slink back down to freezing the following Monday. I tell you, I wouldn’t be surprised. In other news: Omelets tonight!
Apr 23rd
1 note
ew yah face ew: why are you not talking anymore are you that enthralled in TeeNick?
Vidiot4eva: No, Kylie.
ew yah face ew: the child with the static electricity problems?
Vidiot4eva: Among other things.
ew yah face ew: ohhh
Vidiot4eva: She's currently running around with a pocketknife.
ew yah face ew: WHAT
Vidiot4eva: Because we are -that- good at caring for her.
ew yah face ew: oh jeeze
Apr 22nd
Apr 22nd
Oh, Maury, is there nothing you can’t solve with a paternity test? I certainly think not. 500% sure.
Apr 20th
I went to the park today with Dillynn. There was swinging involved. Today was a beautiful day.
Apr 19th
I’m becoming a chauffeur. Oh well. I’ll work for tips or something. “Once around the park, James.”
Apr 18th
Adventure:
It all started… My manager was leaving her job to go to a new one. So we went out that night as a good bye party. Pretty much low key at that point. TGI Fridays. Sat a the bar with friends. Chilled. Talked. We stay there until 2AM. Whereapon, the bartender pretty much kicks us out. The party has dwindled down to 6 people, myself included. We stand outside and deliberate what to do...
Apr 17th
Apr 16th
The bunnies are uprising! AHHH!!
Apr 12th
James is experiencing some technical difficulties We are working as quickly as we can to find a resolution for this issue. We apologize for any inconvinence this may cause. Thank you for your patience.
Apr 5th
Yes. Yes it would.
Apr 4th