Holy shit! That mothereffin ant played dead to trick me! Wtf!? We have spiteful/clever ants in our house?
I just watched an ant slowly drown in a very shallow pool of orange juice in my glass. There’s something life-affirming about that. Hmm…
Really? Damn near 90 degrees over the weekend? Let me guess, it’s gonna slink back down to freezing the following Monday. I tell you, I wouldn’t be surprised. In other news: Omelets tonight!
ew yah face ew: why are you not talking anymore are you that enthralled in TeeNick?
Vidiot4eva: No, Kylie.
ew yah face ew: the child with the static electricity problems?
Vidiot4eva: Among other things.
ew yah face ew: ohhh
Vidiot4eva: She's currently running around with a pocketknife.
ew yah face ew: WHAT
Vidiot4eva: Because we are -that- good at caring for her.
ew yah face ew: oh jeeze
Oh, Maury, is there nothing you can’t solve with a paternity test? I certainly think not. 500% sure.
I went to the park today with Dillynn. There was swinging involved. Today was a beautiful day.
I’m becoming a chauffeur. Oh well. I’ll work for tips or something. “Once around the park, James.”
It all started… My manager was leaving her job to go to a new one. So we went out that night as a good bye party. Pretty much low key at that point. TGI Fridays. Sat a the bar with friends. Chilled. Talked. We stay there until 2AM. Whereapon, the bartender pretty much kicks us out. The party has dwindled down to 6 people, myself included. We stand outside and deliberate what to do...
The bunnies are uprising! AHHH!!
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Yes. Yes it would.