March 2010
10 posts
So, here's the story from A to Z:
March 2nd, 2010:
I received a Myspace friend request from someone named Brandon.
Ordinarily, I wouldn’t randomly accept an invite from anyone that didn’t have any mutual friends in common with me. I tend to assume that those types are those annoying bots that just friend request everyone on the internet. But in checking his profile, I saw that he resided in Scranton, which made him...
It's funny:
Me & Kyle: *Giggles*
Dylan: What are you two laughing at?
Me: Nothing.
Kyle: Yah, nothing.
*Text message noise*
Me & Kyle: *Giggles*
Dylan: You two are texting each other about me, aren't you?!
Me: Of course not.
Kyle: That's ridiculous!
*Text message noise*
Me & Kyle: *Giggles*
Dylan: I know you are!
Me: Pfft. You can't prove it. And he sure is, Kyle.
Me & Kyle: *Giggles*
No love:
Me: What if it was you that won the $800,000 dollars? What would you use it on?
Mom: Well, probably on the house and set some aside for all future bills.
Me: Okay, but in all seriousness, how much would you give me?
Mom: I don't trust you with money, so I don't think I'd give you any.
Me: What?! What are you talking about?
Mom: Okay, let's say I gave you $50,000, just to pull a figure out of the air.
Mom: What would you do with it?
Me: First things I would do, is get a car and go on a clothing shopping spree.
Mom: And that is exactly why I wouldn't give you any.
Me: Oh, come on now! You suck, Mom! This is exactly why you're going straight into the home when you get too old. I hope your theoretical lottery money can afford that.
Despondency
For about the past week and a half, I’ve been a total Squirtle.
And it pleases me that really only one person will understand what that means. I don’t want to appear as a total and complete nerd afterall.
Everyone is trying to present me with their own remedies, as if they’ll work for just anyone.
My brother suggests I come down to Harrisburg for a visit. He even went as far...
Oh, bee tea dubs.
P.S. Tumblr - I promise to stop neglecting you now.
You’re an excellent outlet for my rage/depression.
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